title: McDicionário de Fãs Vamos alokar hoje no tuinter com o pessoal #domorro, por que tamo tudo só nas dorgas!
Sua mãe não consegue entender isso? Chegou a ajuda! Um mini McDicionário de fans pra ela! Por que os McFans tem um jeito próprio de falar. Pelo menos os brasileiros... Então, vai ai algumas dicas! Alok: O mesmo que louco (a). Ps.: válido para derivados. Ex.: Estou alokando aqui no twitter. All the time: Toda hora. Usado por Danny jones no programa do Faustão e agora gíria interna das fãs brasileiras Brinks: Brincadeira. Cabelos L’oreal: Cabelos lisos e sedosos, geralmente usado para se referir aos cabelos de Tom Fletcher. Caipira: Danny Jones Cara de empregada: Cara de Gio Coé: Qual é? Dae: E ai? Do morro: Da galera, Do grupo Dorgas: Substância química, Ilícita ou não, Mais conhecida como drogas. Dude: Cara em inglês, usado para se referir, geralmente, a algum amigo que também é fã. Filho de uma Frankie: Filho da puta Fletcher fêmea: Carrie Fletcher, irmã de Tom Fletcher Flones: Fã que tem o Fletcher e o Jones como preferidos. Floynter: Fã que tem o Fletcher e o Poynter como preferidos. Fludd: Fã que tem o Fletcher e o Judd como preferidos. Guys: Garotos em inglês, porém apenas usado para se referir aos integrantes da banda Gringas: Usado para se referir de forma pejorativa às fãs de outros países, que não gostam das brasileiras Harry: Acediar Jodd: Fã que tem o Jones e o Judd como preferidos. Jones: Adjetivo dado à alguém que não entende o que a outra esta falando. Também sobrenome do guitarrista e vocalista Daniel Jones. Malok: O mesmo que maluco Manolo : Amigo, Cara. Melany Fellings: Sentimentos e ações posers. Menino da monocova: Tom Fletcher Nanico: Apelido carinhoso dado ao baixista Dougie Poynter Parça: Parceiro, Pessoa confiável, Alguém próximo e querido. Pipow: Pessoas Pones: Fã que tem o Poynter e o Jones como preferidos. Prostituto: Tom Fletcher Pudd: Fã que tem o Poynter e o Judd como preferidos. Sardento: Apelido carinhoso dado a Danny Jones Tapete do amor: Pelos presentes na região peitoral e abdominal do baterista Harry Judd. Tchuda: Tudo Tigrão: Apelido designado ao baterista Harry Judd Ventiladores: Fãs, segundo o Google tradutor. Vuzês: Vocês, porém escrito da forma em que Daniel Jones pronuncia. Wonderland: Inglaterra |
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title: modéstia à parte, revelações on I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST be after every girl I see. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I must not have morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poverty. I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not be responsible. I’m JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. My family has MONEY, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I’m JEWISH so I MUST be responsible for killing Jesus Christ. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I’d rather hang out with GUYS so I MUST be a slut. I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a dork. I’m a GENTLE PERSON, So I MUST be a weakling. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay myself. Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gays and jews. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a GIRL so I MUST be a sex toy. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I told you NO, so I MUST just be playing hard to get. I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a hippie. I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I am AFRICAN, so I MUST be black. I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED |
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title: All you have to do is check bands that you enjoy.
Then add them up and repost as “I like ___ out of 100 bands.” ALTERNATIVE [ ] Breaking Benjamin [x] Paramore [ ] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [x] Linkin Park [x] The Academy Is… [x] Coldplay [ ] Three Days Grace [ ] Yellowcard [x] 30 Seconds to Mars [ ] Rise Against COUNTRY [x]Taylor Swift [ ] Rascal Flatts [x] Carrie Underwood [ ] Leanne Rimes [ ] Garth Brooks [ ] Dixie Chicks [ ] Kenny Chesney [ ] Tim McGraw [ ] Faith Hill [ ] Shania Twain “EMO” MUSIC [ ] Hawthorne Heights [x] Panic! At The Disco [ ] From First to Last [ ] Senses Fail [ ] Underoath [ ] Something Corporate [ ] Hit The Lights [ ] Silverstein [ ] Dear Whoever [ ] Chiodos INDIE [ ] The Hush Sound [ ] Eisley [ ] Death Cab for Cutie [ ] Dashboard Confessional [x] The Killers [x] Yeah Yeah Yeahs [ ] Hot Hot Heat [x] Gym Class Heroes [x] Franz Ferdinand [ ] Modest Mouse METAL [x] Slipknot [x] System of a Down [ ] Disturbed [ ] Metallica [x] Guns n’ Roses [ ] Lamb of God [ ] Slayer [ ] Atreyu [ ] Killswitch Engage [x] Avenged Sevenfold [ ] CKY POP [ ] Teddy Geiger [ ] Ashlee Simpson [x] Kelly Clarkson [x] Jesse McCartney [ ] Avril Lavigne [x] Pink [x] Natasha Bedingfield [x] Mcfly [x] Jonas Brothers SCREAMO [ ] job for a cowboy [x] drop dead gorgeous [ ] blessthefall [ ] the devil wears prada [x] bring me the horizon [ ] dance club massecure [ ] preschool tea party massecure [ ] Scary Kids Scaring Kids RAP [ ] nas [ ] Paul Wall [ ] 2pac [ ] mims [ ] Ludacris [ ] Lil’ Jon [ ] Outkast [ ] 50 Cent [ ] birdman [ ] three 6 mafia [x] lil wayne SKA [ ] Rancid [ ] The Aquabats [ ] Sublime [ ] No Doubt [ ] Reel Big Fish [ ] Mustard Plug MODERN ROCK [ ] Taking Back Sunday [x] All American Rejects [ ] Motion City Soundtrack [ ] Angels and Airwaves [x] Evanescence [x] My Chemical Romance [ ] Drowning Pool [ ] Green Day [x] Blink 182 CLASSIC ROCK [x] The Beatles [ ] Led Zeppelin [ ] Black Sabbath [ ]The Rolling Stones [ ] The Who [ ] Pink Floyd [ ]Meat Loaf [x]Queen [ ] Poison [x]AC-DC [ ] Journey Eu gosto de 32, entre 100 bandas. |
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title: I want your bad romance I want:
• your ugly • your disease • your everything as long as it’s free • your drama • the touch of your hand • your leather studded kiss in the sand • your revenge • love • all your lover’s revenge • your horror • your design • your psycho • your vertigo stick I don’t want: • to be friends |
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title: Sou italiana, espanhola e irlandesa wtf? British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. [x] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [ ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” [ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. [ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [x] Its football…not soccer. Total: 2 Australian [ ] You wear flip flops all year. [ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. [ ] You love a backyard barbie. [ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. [ ] You love the beach. [x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [ ] You’re a sports fanatic. [ ] You are tanned. [ ] You’re a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an australian something Total: 1 Italian [ ] The Sopranos is a great show. [x] Your last name ends in a vowel. [x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. [x] You know Italian songs. [ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. [ ] You speak some Italian. [x] You are under 5’10” [ ] You know what an Italian horn is [ ] Spaghetti is the best food in the world! [x] You talk with your hands. Total: 5 Spanish [ ] You say member instead of Remember. [x] You speak Spanish or some. [ ] You like tacos. [ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [ ] You are dark skinned. [x] You know what a Puta is. [x] You talk fast occasionally. [x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [x] You know what platanos are. Total: 5 Russian [ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. [ ] You get short tempered. [x] You know of somebody named Natasha. [x] You get cold easily. [x] Rain is fun for you. [ ] You get into contests all the time. [x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. Total: 4 Irish [ ] You think beer is the best. [x] You have a bad temper. [ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. [x] You have blue or green eyes. [x] You like the colour green. [ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party. [ ] You have a family member from Ireland. [x] You have/had blonde hair. [ ] You have/had freckles. [x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. Total: 5 African American [ ] You say nigga/nukka casually [ ] You have nappy hair. [ ] You like rap. [x] You know how to shoot a gun [ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [ ] You like chicken. [x] You like watermelon. [x] You can dance. [ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel. Total: 3 Asian [x] You have slanty/small eyes. [x] You like rice a lot. [ ] You are good at math. [ ] You have played the piano. [ ] You have family from asia. [x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. [ ] Most people think you’re chinese. [ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. [ ] You go to Baulko. Total: 3 German [x] You like bread. [ ] You think German Chocolate is good. [ ] You Speak some German. [x] You know what Schnitzel is. [ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. [x] You went to Pre-school. [x] You’re over 5’2 Total: 4 Canadian [ ] You like/play/played hockey. [ ] You love beer. [x] You say eh. [ ] You know what poutine is. [ ] You speak some french. [ ] You love Tim Horton’s. [ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. [ ] You watch/watched degrassi. Total: 1 American [ ] You hate foriegners. [ ] You hate non - Christians. [x] You’re lazy. [ ] You are not cultured. [x] You hate abortion. [ ] But love the death penalty. [ ] You don’t read. [ ] You shop at walmart. [ ] You think this survey is rather biased. Total: 2 |
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