title: McDicionário de Fãs Vamos alokar hoje no tuinter com o pessoal #domorro, por que tamo tudo só nas dorgas!
Sua mãe não consegue entender isso? Chegou a ajuda! Um mini McDicionário de fans pra ela! Por que os McFans tem um jeito próprio de falar. Pelo menos os brasileiros... Então, vai ai algumas dicas! Alok: O mesmo que louco (a). Ps.: válido para derivados. Ex.: Estou alokando aqui no twitter. All the time: Toda hora. Usado por Danny jones no programa do Faustão e agora gíria interna das fãs brasileiras Brinks: Brincadeira. Cabelos L’oreal: Cabelos lisos e sedosos, geralmente usado para se referir aos cabelos de Tom Fletcher. Caipira: Danny Jones Cara de empregada: Cara de Gio Coé: Qual é? Dae: E ai? Do morro: Da galera, Do grupo Dorgas: Substância química, Ilícita ou não, Mais conhecida como drogas. Dude: Cara em inglês, usado para se referir, geralmente, a algum amigo que também é fã. Filho de uma Frankie: Filho da puta Fletcher fêmea: Carrie Fletcher, irmã de Tom Fletcher Flones: Fã que tem o Fletcher e o Jones como preferidos. Floynter: Fã que tem o Fletcher e o Poynter como preferidos. Fludd: Fã que tem o Fletcher e o Judd como preferidos. Guys: Garotos em inglês, porém apenas usado para se referir aos integrantes da banda Gringas: Usado para se referir de forma pejorativa às fãs de outros países, que não gostam das brasileiras Harry: Acediar Jodd: Fã que tem o Jones e o Judd como preferidos. Jones: Adjetivo dado à alguém que não entende o que a outra esta falando. Também sobrenome do guitarrista e vocalista Daniel Jones. Malok: O mesmo que maluco Manolo : Amigo, Cara. Melany Fellings: Sentimentos e ações posers. Menino da monocova: Tom Fletcher Nanico: Apelido carinhoso dado ao baixista Dougie Poynter Parça: Parceiro, Pessoa confiável, Alguém próximo e querido. Pipow: Pessoas Pones: Fã que tem o Poynter e o Jones como preferidos. Prostituto: Tom Fletcher Pudd: Fã que tem o Poynter e o Judd como preferidos. Sardento: Apelido carinhoso dado a Danny Jones Tapete do amor: Pelos presentes na região peitoral e abdominal do baterista Harry Judd. Tchuda: Tudo Tigrão: Apelido designado ao baterista Harry Judd Ventiladores: Fãs, segundo o Google tradutor. Vuzês: Vocês, porém escrito da forma em que Daniel Jones pronuncia. Wonderland: Inglaterra |
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title: modéstia à parte, revelações on I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST be after every girl I see. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I must not have morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poverty. I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not be responsible. I’m JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. My family has MONEY, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I’m JEWISH so I MUST be responsible for killing Jesus Christ. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I’d rather hang out with GUYS so I MUST be a slut. I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a dork. I’m a GENTLE PERSON, So I MUST be a weakling. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay myself. Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gays and jews. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t. I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a GIRL so I MUST be a sex toy. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I told you NO, so I MUST just be playing hard to get. I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a hippie. I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I am AFRICAN, so I MUST be black. I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED |
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title: All you have to do is check bands that you enjoy.
Then add them up and repost as “I like ___ out of 100 bands.” ALTERNATIVE [ ] Breaking Benjamin [x] Paramore [ ] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [x] Linkin Park [x] The Academy Is… [x] Coldplay [ ] Three Days Grace [ ] Yellowcard [x] 30 Seconds to Mars [ ] Rise Against COUNTRY [x]Taylor Swift [ ] Rascal Flatts [x] Carrie Underwood [ ] Leanne Rimes [ ] Garth Brooks [ ] Dixie Chicks [ ] Kenny Chesney [ ] Tim McGraw [ ] Faith Hill [ ] Shania Twain “EMO” MUSIC [ ] Hawthorne Heights [x] Panic! At The Disco [ ] From First to Last [ ] Senses Fail [ ] Underoath [ ] Something Corporate [ ] Hit The Lights [ ] Silverstein [ ] Dear Whoever [ ] Chiodos INDIE [ ] The Hush Sound [ ] Eisley [ ] Death Cab for Cutie [ ] Dashboard Confessional [x] The Killers [x] Yeah Yeah Yeahs [ ] Hot Hot Heat [x] Gym Class Heroes [x] Franz Ferdinand [ ] Modest Mouse METAL [x] Slipknot [x] System of a Down [ ] Disturbed [ ] Metallica [x] Guns n’ Roses [ ] Lamb of God [ ] Slayer [ ] Atreyu [ ] Killswitch Engage [x] Avenged Sevenfold [ ] CKY POP [ ] Teddy Geiger [ ] Ashlee Simpson [x] Kelly Clarkson [x] Jesse McCartney [ ] Avril Lavigne [x] Pink [x] Natasha Bedingfield [x] Mcfly [x] Jonas Brothers SCREAMO [ ] job for a cowboy [x] drop dead gorgeous [ ] blessthefall [ ] the devil wears prada [x] bring me the horizon [ ] dance club massecure [ ] preschool tea party massecure [ ] Scary Kids Scaring Kids RAP [ ] nas [ ] Paul Wall [ ] 2pac [ ] mims [ ] Ludacris [ ] Lil’ Jon [ ] Outkast [ ] 50 Cent [ ] birdman [ ] three 6 mafia [x] lil wayne SKA [ ] Rancid [ ] The Aquabats [ ] Sublime [ ] No Doubt [ ] Reel Big Fish [ ] Mustard Plug MODERN ROCK [ ] Taking Back Sunday [x] All American Rejects [ ] Motion City Soundtrack [ ] Angels and Airwaves [x] Evanescence [x] My Chemical Romance [ ] Drowning Pool [ ] Green Day [x] Blink 182 CLASSIC ROCK [x] The Beatles [ ] Led Zeppelin [ ] Black Sabbath [ ]The Rolling Stones [ ] The Who [ ] Pink Floyd [ ]Meat Loaf [x]Queen [ ] Poison [x]AC-DC [ ] Journey Eu gosto de 32, entre 100 bandas. |
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title: I want your bad romance I want:
• your ugly • your disease • your everything as long as it’s free • your drama • the touch of your hand • your leather studded kiss in the sand • your revenge • love • all your lover’s revenge • your horror • your design • your psycho • your vertigo stick I don’t want: • to be friends |
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title: Sou italiana, espanhola e irlandesa wtf? British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. [x] You know what a brolly is. [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. [ ] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.” [ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. [ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. [ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. [x] Its football…not soccer. Total: 2 Australian [ ] You wear flip flops all year. [ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. [ ] You love a backyard barbie. [ ] You know a barbie is not a doll. [ ] You love the beach. [x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. [ ] You’re a sports fanatic. [ ] You are tanned. [ ] You’re a bit of a bogan. [ ] You have an australian something Total: 1 Italian [ ] The Sopranos is a great show. [x] Your last name ends in a vowel. [x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. [ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. [x] You know Italian songs. [ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. [ ] You speak some Italian. [x] You are under 5’10” [ ] You know what an Italian horn is [ ] Spaghetti is the best food in the world! [x] You talk with your hands. Total: 5 Spanish [ ] You say member instead of Remember. [x] You speak Spanish or some. [ ] You like tacos. [ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. [ ] You are dark skinned. [x] You know what a Puta is. [x] You talk fast occasionally. [x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [x] You know what platanos are. Total: 5 Russian [ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon. [ ] You get short tempered. [x] You know of somebody named Natasha. [x] You get cold easily. [x] Rain is fun for you. [ ] You get into contests all the time. [x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. Total: 4 Irish [ ] You think beer is the best. [x] You have a bad temper. [ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. [x] You have blue or green eyes. [x] You like the colour green. [ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party. [ ] You have a family member from Ireland. [x] You have/had blonde hair. [ ] You have/had freckles. [x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. Total: 5 African American [ ] You say nigga/nukka casually [ ] You have nappy hair. [ ] You like rap. [x] You know how to shoot a gun [ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. [ ] You like chicken. [x] You like watermelon. [x] You can dance. [ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel. Total: 3 Asian [x] You have slanty/small eyes. [x] You like rice a lot. [ ] You are good at math. [ ] You have played the piano. [ ] You have family from asia. [x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. [ ] Most people think you’re chinese. [ ] You call hurricanes typhoons. [ ] You go to Baulko. Total: 3 German [x] You like bread. [ ] You think German Chocolate is good. [ ] You Speak some German. [x] You know what Schnitzel is. [ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. [x] You went to Pre-school. [x] You’re over 5’2 Total: 4 Canadian [ ] You like/play/played hockey. [ ] You love beer. [x] You say eh. [ ] You know what poutine is. [ ] You speak some french. [ ] You love Tim Horton’s. [ ] At one point you lived in a farm house. [ ] You watch/watched degrassi. Total: 1 American [ ] You hate foriegners. [ ] You hate non - Christians. [x] You’re lazy. [ ] You are not cultured. [x] You hate abortion. [ ] But love the death penalty. [ ] You don’t read. [ ] You shop at walmart. [ ] You think this survey is rather biased. Total: 2 |
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title: I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently in my PJs. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I currently regret something I have done. When I get mad I curse. I don’t like anyone. I enjoy country music. I enjoy jazz music. I have a car. I have a cell phone. I have a pet. I have at least one brother or sister. I have been to another country. I have been told that I’m smart. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour. I have had a broken bone. I have caller ID on my phone. I have changed a lot over the past year. I have had surgery. I have killed another person. I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have had the cops called on me. I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t. I have kissed someone of the same gender. I have mood swings. I have rejected someone before. I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I have watched Sex and the City. I like Shakespeare. I love to cook. I love Michael Jackson. I love sleeping. I love to shop. I miss someone right now. I own over 100 CDs. I own over 100 DVDs. I own and use a library card. I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I strongly dislike math. I think Britney Spears is pretty. (back in the days, yes) I will try ALMOST anything once. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would classify myself as ghetto. I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White. I am currently wearing socks. I am tired. I am currently waiting for someone. I lost contact with someone. I hate Miley Cyrus. I think Party In The USA is catchy. I’d date Harry Potter. I can name all the past presidents of the United States. I know who was president before George Bush. I love pickles. I need the internet to live. I prefer vanilla over chocolate. I watched Star Trek. I watched all six movies of Star Wars. I own an Xbox. I think music is life. I. Music (BOLD THE ONES YOU LIKE) Acceptance. Coldplay. Dave Matthews Band. David Bowie. Foo Fighters. Hellogoodbye. The Killers. James Blunt. Teddy Geiger. Linkin Park. Muse. Ok Go. Panic! At The Disco. Peter Bjorn. The Postal Service. Timbaland. Jack Johnson. Norah Jones. Drake. The Fray. The Wreckers. Michael Buble. Beyoncé. Metallica. Massive Attack. Queen. Journey. The Cars. Supertramp. Eurythmics. Sublime. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wu-tang Clan. Fergie. Sarah McLachlan. Band of Horses. John Mayer. Jason Mraz. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Kenny Chesney. Carrie Underwood. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Neil Young. The Beatles. Brad Paisley. Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift. P. Diddy. Jay Z. Lil’ Wayne. Lil’ Jon. Three 6 Mafia. Nelly. Young Joc. T.I. Sean Paul. 50 Cent. Eminem. Eiffel 65. Ace of Base. The Underdog Project. Dream Theater. The Shins. Santana. Alicia Keys. Incubus. The Smiths. Victor Wooten. Ludacris. Gorillaz. Matchbox 20. Paramore. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. Eric Clapton.The Darkness. Weezer. The Eagles. Jimi Hendrix. Maroon 5. Billy Joel. Reel Big Fish. Anberlin. Mae. Family Force 5. AC/DC. Hootie and the Blowfish. Electric Six. Outkast. R.E.M. The White Stripes. Prince. Mika. Crystal Castles. The Ramones. Britney Spears. Spice Girls. The Gossip. Lady GaGa. Nirvana. Smashing Pumpkins. Third Eye Blind. Metro Station. Motion City Soundtrack. The Rocket Summer. Tenacious D. Something Corporate. The Moldy Peaches. Macy Gray. Mandy Moore. Plain White T’s. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy. We the Kings. The Rolling Stones. Angels & Airwaves. The Beastie Boys. Black Eyed Peas. Boys Like Girls. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. The Cure. Cobra Starship. Death Cab for Cutie. Deftones. Team Sleep. Filter. Goo Goo Dolls. Honor Society. Katy Perry. Kid Cudi. II. Movies (BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE SEEN) Pride and Prejudice. Glory Road. The Princess Bride. Goonies. Center Stage. Ocean’s Eleven. Seven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood Men In Tights. Love Actually. Garden State. Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. My Best Friend’s Wedding. Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wedding Crashers. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray. Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Rocky. Pulp Fiction. What A Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Thank You For Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. The Lovely Bones. 17 Again. 8 Mile. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. Say Anything. The Silence of the Lambs. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. The Devil Wears Prada. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. Step Up. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Parents. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. National Treasure. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. The Matrix. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of the Opera. Lord of the Rings. Click. Scarface. District 9. III. TV (BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE WATCHED MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES) ER. Grey’s Anatomy. Saved by the Bell. Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. South Park. America’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. The Office. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Dasies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will and Grace. 24. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heroes. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I Like About You. Reba. King of Queens. Survivor. The. Oc. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. How I Met Your Mother. CSI. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Moonlight. Supernatural. Ace of Cakes. White Collar. Nip/Tuck. The Biggest Loser. Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Whose Line is it Anyway?. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Firefly. Medium. Star Trek. X-files. Cowboy BeBop. Sailor Moon. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars. Degrassi. Greek. Glee. Secret Life of the American Teenager. The Hills. Laguna Beach. Vampire Diaries. |
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title: Eu vejo você Eu estou sentado na sua frente e sonhando com as coisas que eu faço. Eu não falo, você não me conhece de verdade. Por medo do que você poderia fazer eu não digo nada, só fico encarando você. E eu estou sonhando, eu estou viajando sobre você. Verdade seja dita, meus problemas envelhecem. Você significa tudo para mim, mas nunca saberá. Você poderia ser cruel comigo enquanto estamos nos arriscando pelo modo que eu vejo você.
Conversas. Não eu, de verdade. Eu estou hesitando apenas para me apaixonar e eu estou esperando, odiando todo mundo. Poderia acontecer de você se apaixonar por mim? E qualquer semelhança possível. Se isso é tudo, como eu poderia saber? Você nunca me conheceu de verdade, mas eu vejo você. Eu estou parado na sua frente. Eu sonhava sozinho, agora os sonhos não bastarão (...)  Baixem: Mika - I See You |
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title: Como nunca sair do twitter Encher o saco dos seus followers é a melhoooor coisa que tem, ou não é? Deixar todos eles bem irritadinhos com tantos tweets seus em menos de um segundo. Perder alguns faz parte, você tem que se sacrificar e prepare-se para ser bloqueado por alguns deles. Bom, aqui está como eu sou chata:
OliviaBrito Pois é, estou indo pessoal, até amanhã. Fiquem com esse gif divo da Dakota dando tchau http://tinyurl.com/ycm3jhx rialto OliviaBrito Odeio dormir de rímel. Na verdade, odeio passar rímel, sou meio alérgica. Eu passei por fogo no $#%¨ mesmo sabe, mas é bom pra aprender. OliviaBrito Adeus twitter e beijo pra quem ta pouco se f*dendo se eu fico ou não. Ou pra quem quer que eu vá de uma vez. OliviaBrito E quem ta de saco cheio de eu me despedindo, e pra quem eu to enchendo a home de bullshits, e pra Lady Gaga. Você: Aaaaai meu Deus, que chatisse, vou dar unfollow nessa mocréia! Eu em câmera lenta: NOOOOO! Ignorem esse post, é o efeito das dorgas n, mentira. |
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