I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST be after every girl I see.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I must not have morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poverty.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not be responsible.
I’m JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
My family has MONEY, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I’m JEWISH so I MUST be responsible for killing Jesus Christ.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’d rather hang out with GUYS so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a dork.
I’m a GENTLE PERSON, So I MUST be a weakling.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay myself.
Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gays and jews.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a GIRL so I MUST be a sex toy.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I told you NO, so I MUST just be playing hard to get.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a hippie.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I am AFRICAN, so I MUST be black.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

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